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butt enlargment franchize – J.Lo butt

this one sounds too good to be true, true or false. Its kinda funny tho…looks like one of those things that could easily happen around Nigeria. I mean, an African thingy…..looks like a joke…..’african juju’, but its happening first elsewhere….and mind you, we are copy cats. After they finish the introduction, we begin the body and then conclude with a bang……but just in case you thought there would be an end to scams, think about a butt-scam……and with all the gurumaraji and indian juju in Lagos state, this one is a small feat.

the idea:

A woman by name: Kimberly Smedley, a wanton, unauthorized woman with no medical training who offers black market silicone injections out of an East 39th St. hotel. For $1,600, Smedley promises women "J.Lo butts…

ok, but whoever says that Jennifer Lopez had a big butt, beware, coz someone just put out a butt-enlargment-franchize…..i mean cmon, what do we have here. This one sounds like a movie title: rear and present danger

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I usually thought there were cures to baldness, loss of eyesight etc, but a bigger butt, O boy, o boy. Its really a rear and present danger.

and by the way, I remember I once heard that there is a family lineage in Nigeria where all of them males and females have big butts. I remember someone told me of such a surnname, but here i forgot. Can they compete?

 

  1. March 17, 2008 at 7:40 pm | #1

    Wonders shall never end.

  2. Bubbles
    March 26, 2008 at 2:10 am | #2

    When people aren’t happy with the way God made them, people like Smedley stand to profit.

  3. dnigerian
    September 8, 2009 at 3:14 am | #3

    Well, if you can afford it and it’s safe; then go for it. Mankind has been doing things to beautify ourselves since the dawn of civilization. Makeups, earings, teeth whitening, hair braidingm etc; these are some of the things we do to improve out self confidence and sense of self-worth; Ladies, if you want a bigger butt, and this works and it;s safe, go for it. But it won’t buy you happiness.

  4. john taylor
    November 25, 2009 at 1:50 pm | #4

    yeah even white girls that are big-butted are getting in on the fame. marcy diamond has the nicest azz shape I have ever seen. ck her out. myspace.com/ibehappy shes adorable, move over kim kardashian!

  1. December 16, 2008 at 10:21 am | #1
  2. March 26, 2009 at 5:48 pm | #2