FAROUK LAWAN–The Audacity of Greed–Reclaiming the Nigerian Dream
Today we’ll be learning about "Farouk" d evidence taker. Who is Farouk?
Farouk (verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked – Example: To farouk is human
Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks – Example: The National Assembly is populated with diehard faroukers
Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked – Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business
Faroukiology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence – Example: The politician has a degree in Farouikology from the University of Corruption in Nigeria
Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers – Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence
Faroukism (Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups. Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism
Faroukiosis (Noun): A chronic mental and heart disorder of bribe giving, taking and denial- Example: The doctors have diagnosed all the young politicians of acute faroukiosis.
Faroukis (Adjective): having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial – Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish
Faroukistically (Adverb): Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk -Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically
NOW MAKE SIMPLE OR COMPOUND SENTENCES WITH ABOVE EXAMPLES