18+ Award of Excellence – the winner is AFROBABE
I wanted to check out afrobabe this morning and I was greeted with this(below):
before I decided to ‘continue’.
I enjoy her writeups, especially her signature-pic which usually tells the whole story – quite similar to the typical Nollywood movie whose CD cover always tells the whole story. I sometimes wonder where she gets all the pics from. Anyway, I just discovered another of such this morning: ubongda, this time by a guy who talks of his own randy-experiences.
Some years ago, my 8-yr old sister came home from school one day and started talking about everything that happened in school. At the point she mentioned something about ‘a new teacher, whose subject was: sex education, and how this teacher was ’soooooooooo interesting’. my mom who had been watching TV all the while she chattered soon forgot whatever she was watching, got up immediately started asking: sex what? sex? in school? which teacher? today? By the time she calmed down, we knew it wasn’t as bad as we were expecting. It was just day-1.
There was a 3-week sex-education programme for which a new teacher ‘arrived’ and was coordinating things. That particular day was day-1. The handouts my sister brought home were quite entertaining. The topics included:
- where do babies come from?
- when did mommy and daddy get married?
- how did mommy and daddy make you?
- who made mommy? who made daddy?
- why are you older than your younger brother or sister?
- the difference between boys and girls.
- all about the male and female sex organ?
- how long should a mini-skirt be?
- should girls wear shorts?
- is your zipper always open?
- don’t allow a boy to see your ????, and vice-versa, etc.
Another interesting handout contained ‘experiments‘. My sister had to take ‘experiment materials’ such as: banana’s, plantains, balloons(red, white, and green) etc., to school for those 3-weeks. All through these 3-weeks of my sister’s sex education bruhaha, my mom was all ears whenever her daughter returned from school. As soon as my sister arrived, my mom started her debriefing session, which I always advised her against. Included were ’salient’ lessons from Deborah, Esther and Mary the mother of Jesus, etc. At the end of the 3-weeks, my sister and her classmates watched a video about AIDS. She came home that day and the first thing she said was: Mommy, I’m going to be a Virgin until I get married.
Now, presenting the 18+ Award,
It goes to AfroBabe……..for keeping us INFORMED.
clap, clap, clap.
they say, they say